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Hello Darlings,
This is Eames:

Not many people know much about Eames except for one thing...and it is very important.
It is his arse and this is his arse:

This is also his arse:

SEE IT MOVE!
AND MOVE SOME MORE:


ISN'T IT LUSH AND BOTTOMABLE?
You see, Eames is no top (sure those Bottom!Arthur fics will tell you otherwise) but instead he is a begging and slutty bottom for everyone and especially Arthur (ESPECIALLY ARTHUR!) Just in case you are wondering this is Arthur: 
This is Eames:
Not many people know much about Eames except for one thing...and it is very important.
It is his arse and this is his arse:
This is also his arse:
SEE IT MOVE!
AND MOVE SOME MORE:
AND SEE SOME MORE LOVELY ARSE:
ISN'T IT LUSH AND BOTTOMABLE?
You see, Eames is no top (sure those Bottom!Arthur fics will tell you otherwise) but instead he is a begging and slutty bottom for everyone and especially Arthur (ESPECIALLY ARTHUR!) Just in case you are wondering this is Arthur:
In conclusion, Eames is a slutty bottom for every male in the fandom and this is your chance to prompt that and fic it and graphics it, draw it and fanvid it and just do everything to it because EVERYONE NEEDS TO APPRECIATE BOTTOM!EAMES because, really, he is a delightful thing.
Arse pics courtesy of google and Bina <33 Mostly from Bina since Bina is a goddess amongst mortals - just saying.
NOW! GO WRITE, VID, GRAPHIC, DRAW AND PROMPT BOTTOM!EAMES WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE!!
Loves Maddie <3
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Date: 2011-04-28 01:02 am (UTC)AMIRITE. AMIRITE AMIRITE??
/mopes with you. :(
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Date: 2011-04-28 03:23 am (UTC)I need this so much. SO MUCH. JFC, and when Arthur is done with him he sneers at Eames before he leaves and says
"You mustn't be afraid to hate a little bigger, darling.""Next time you insult Cobb keep in mind that your ass is going to pay for it."Or something.
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Date: 2011-04-28 04:16 am (UTC)and maybe it starts with this: Eames tries to convince Arthur that Cobb is crazy and somehow it dissolves in Eames saying, "You're just Cobb's dog, aren't you, Arthur? A faithful dog so busy lapping at his heels that you can't see that your master's leading you to the slaughterhouse." And Arthur doesn't really know how to respond to that, so he lets his legs do the talking and roundhouse kicks Eames off his feet, eyes following Eames to the ground as Eames trips over lawn chairs and falls on an open can of coke with a painful crush.
"What did you say?" Arthur warns, brows furrowed and fists clenched.
"I said," Eames gasps, "I said you're no better than an asskissing groupie."
Maybe it starts like this? MAYBE?
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Date: 2011-04-28 06:11 am (UTC)