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Hello Darlings,
This is Eames:

Not many people know much about Eames except for one thing...and it is very important.
It is his arse and this is his arse:

This is also his arse:

SEE IT MOVE!
AND MOVE SOME MORE:


ISN'T IT LUSH AND BOTTOMABLE?
You see, Eames is no top (sure those Bottom!Arthur fics will tell you otherwise) but instead he is a begging and slutty bottom for everyone and especially Arthur (ESPECIALLY ARTHUR!) Just in case you are wondering this is Arthur: 
This is Eames:
Not many people know much about Eames except for one thing...and it is very important.
It is his arse and this is his arse:
This is also his arse:
SEE IT MOVE!
AND MOVE SOME MORE:
AND SEE SOME MORE LOVELY ARSE:
ISN'T IT LUSH AND BOTTOMABLE?
You see, Eames is no top (sure those Bottom!Arthur fics will tell you otherwise) but instead he is a begging and slutty bottom for everyone and especially Arthur (ESPECIALLY ARTHUR!) Just in case you are wondering this is Arthur:
In conclusion, Eames is a slutty bottom for every male in the fandom and this is your chance to prompt that and fic it and graphics it, draw it and fanvid it and just do everything to it because EVERYONE NEEDS TO APPRECIATE BOTTOM!EAMES because, really, he is a delightful thing.
Arse pics courtesy of google and Bina <33 Mostly from Bina since Bina is a goddess amongst mortals - just saying.
NOW! GO WRITE, VID, GRAPHIC, DRAW AND PROMPT BOTTOM!EAMES WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE!!
Loves Maddie <3
Re: This fest was needed. Everyone should appreciate all his assets more. FILL [1/2]
Date: 2011-05-01 09:48 pm (UTC)Smart Eames is my favorite. And when Arthur acknowledges Eames is smart and is completely onto him, it's a beautiful thing.
"And the way he'd sit in the front row and lean back with his legs all spread out was just obscene and incredibly distracting while Arthur was trying to teach the students why art history mattered."
Oh Arthur and his little art history heart, bless him. And the image of Student! Eames with his legs spread out--AAAHHHHH!!!! Omg, I bet he had a pair of pants/jeans specially picked out to torment Arthur. A little preview of everything he's missing.
Oh, and distracted Arthur---squeeee, swoons. I'm loving it.
""Sure. Hand it over."
He was right to be suspicious. There was a condom paper-clipped to the top of the page.
"What is this, Eames?""
HAHAHA! Okay, so Eames gets no points for subtlety. This is hilarious. He used a paper-clip. So many reasons for lols. But really Arthur, from the time you ask the obvious question instead of escorting him silently out of your office, you have already admitted defeat. Hmm....from the week you began staring between his legs in class you admitted defeat. Don't think other people didn't notice it. I'm pretty sure neither you nor Eames is that slick.
"Arthur sighed. Eames had always been bold and Arthur knew he was going to give in a long time ago. It was basically just a matter of going through the motions of protest at this point."
Happy sigh. Glad everyone's on board and has time to think about this.
"do you really think I'd tell anyone?"
Melted. I'm going to take this as the declaration of love/sex-fueled obsession it's meant to be.
"He was practically shaking with want, and Arthur could definitely relate."
Oh BB! Eames, Arthur's going to take you in hand. I'm going to take that shaking as inexperience, for all his boldness. In my perverted little canon Arthur's about to be his first.
"Arthur smirked. In for a penny in for a pound as they say."
Oh my life, smirking Arthur= in control, kind of cavalier, take charge, you're going to follow my instructions and let me do whatever I want to you Arthur, and that's my favorite kind.
Yes, yes, and a thousand times yes. Perfect dynamic. THANK YOU!!!!!