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 Hello Darlings,

This is Eames:


Not many people know much about Eames except for one thing...and it is very important.

It is his arse and this is his arse:




This is also his arse:




SEE IT MOVE!

AND MOVE SOME MORE:



AND SEE SOME MORE LOVELY ARSE:
 

ISN'T IT LUSH AND BOTTOMABLE?

You see, Eames is no top (sure those Bottom!Arthur fics will tell you otherwise) but instead he is a begging and slutty bottom for everyone and especially Arthur (ESPECIALLY ARTHUR!) Just in case you are wondering this is Arthur:
 

 
In conclusion, Eames is a slutty bottom for every male in the fandom and this is your chance to prompt that and fic it and graphics it, draw it and fanvid it and just do everything to it because EVERYONE NEEDS TO APPRECIATE BOTTOM!EAMES because, really, he is a delightful thing.
 
Arse pics courtesy of google and Bina <33 Mostly from Bina since Bina is a goddess amongst mortals - just saying.
 
NOW! GO WRITE, VID, GRAPHIC, DRAW AND PROMPT BOTTOM!EAMES WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE!!
 
Loves Maddie <3 

Part 1/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com
Eames is leaning against the wall of the shower, because he’s tired and disgusting and frankly he can’t be bothered to do anything more than lean against the wall and let the hot water run over him and try to loosen some of the dirt and grime and sweat and blood from this morning’s adventure. It’s barely four in the afternoon, and he’s already: ran up and down Quebec’s cobblestone streets, chased by Interpol; shot a man, tied him to a concrete block, and dropped his body into the St. Lawrence River; ran back up the stairs of death to the old city; ran up and then rappelled back out of the tower of the Notre Dame du Quebec; ran back down the stairs of death to the lower town; dived into the St. Lawrence River to get the body back; fished out a packet of secret documents from the dead man’s jacket; dropped him back into the St. Lawrence River; ran back up the stairs of death to the old city to find that the entire block around the Notre Dame had been blown up, thanks to Yusuf; hotwired a cab, and then drove all the way out here to Ariadne’s parents’ house to find her brother practically bleeding out in the middle of the road. So it’s been a long day, and Eames is very tired, thank you very much, and he would just like to enjoy his well-deserved shower in peace.

He squeezes out some toothpaste onto his toothbrush and sticks it in his mouth, lazily brushing away, and leans his head back so it hits the shower wall. The shower head is pointed directly at his cock, and the water tickles as it runs between his bush and his skin and trickles down his legs. He spits out some toothpaste and turns around, intending to wash off his rear, but before he can grab the bar of soap, the toilet door opens.

“Fuck off, I’m showering,” he calls at the intruder, and the door closes again. Eames breathes out a sigh of relief and leans back into the warm spray and-

Oh.

Oh.

“You like that?” asks Arthur, and pushes his finger the rest of the way in.

Re: Part 1/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agenttrojie.livejournal.com
You like that?

I should hope so!

Re: Part 1/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madsmurf.livejournal.com
Oh.

Oh.

"You like that?" asks Arthur, and pushes his finger the rest of the way in.


*loves you*

<333

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com

“Do you think,” Eames says, voice shaking, “That maybe- fuck- you could give me some- oh god- warning before you spring sex on me in the shower?”

“Shut up,” Arthur whispers in his ear, and shoves him face-first into the shower wall. “It’s been a stressful day for all of us and I need to work out my pent-up aggression.”

“Yes, well- oof- forewarned is forearmed, they say- Jesus, Arthur- and I could have maybe- fuck- worked out a couple-”

Arthur threads his other hand through Eames’ hair, pulling it tight. “I said shut up, Eames.”

“Yes sir,” Eames breathes, and relaxes into the wall, Arthur’s fingers working him open as the water runs rivulets down his legs. He takes in the steam, the smell of the river washing itself away; Arthur crowds into him, wet skin rubbing on wet skin, and suddenly Eames needs his cock stroked, now. “Arthur-”

“Fuck, I know,” Arthur says, and then all of a sudden his fingers are gone and Eames feels cold and empty and lets out a whimper until the space is filled with Arthur’s cock.

Arthur slams him into the wall, again and again, and Eames can feel a bruise forming, where his poor neglected willy keeps getting slapped against the tile. “Arthur,” he gasps, more insistent this time, and lets out a whine as Arthur pulls out. “Arthur, I need-”

And then Arthur’s grabbing him by the hair again and pulling him off the wall. “Floor,” he says, dropping down, spreading his legs as wide as they can go. Eames takes a moment to catch his breath, and then sinks down on top of him, back onto Arthur’s dripping cock. “I”m gonna make you scream so hard that all of Canada will know what we’re doing.”

Um, done for now, but I might come back to this. Herp derp. Enjoy! ♥

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agenttrojie.livejournal.com
I slightly envy the citizens of Canada ...

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com
Oh god, me too. Although I think Ariadne's parents are in the next room, so that may end up being awkward...


<3

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agenttrojie.livejournal.com
Oh, poor Ariadne's parents ... but no, I'm still jealous :P

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaded-sun.livejournal.com
Aw, look at Arthur being all accommodating! ;) And he managed to make Eames shut up for a little while... that's got to be an achievement in itself! :D

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-28 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com
<3 It's hard work shutting someone with that nice of a mouth up.

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madsmurf.livejournal.com
♥____________________♥

You bring stars to my eyes, you bring it all around the yard [/is shot]

But still, this was lovely ♥♥♥

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-28 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com
GLAD TO OBLIGE <3

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I love eeeeet!

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-28 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com
THANKS NONNY <3

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-27 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chromonym.livejournal.com
Hot damn! Toppy Arthur and bottom Eames are a wonderful thing.

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-28 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gelbwax.livejournal.com
AGREED. <3

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-28 05:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
hot like burning!

(also hilarious: Old Quebec! uphill both ways! SO TRUE)

Re: Part 2/2? Shower sex.

Date: 2011-04-28 05:34 am (UTC)
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